Written by the screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King’s It, and with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan—and it just might save your life Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you’re probably trapped in a horror movie. But don’t freak out—just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including: • How to determine what type of horror film you’re trapped in • The five types of slashers and how to defeat them • How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects • How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats • What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you’re already dead So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you—as long as you have this book.
How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills
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Author: Grahame-Smith, Seth
Binding: Paperback
ISBN: 9781683691464
Details:
Author: Grahame-Smith, Seth
Brand: Quirk Books
Color: Black
Edition: Reprint
Binding: Paperback
Format: Illustrated
Number Of Pages: 176
Release Date: 24-09-2019
Package Dimensions: 6.9 x 5.1 x 0.6 inches Languages: english
EAN: 9781683691464
